A concerned reader, Jethro, writes:
Jethro 30. September 2008 11:58 am
Anna,
Is there any truth to the rumor that you and your husband are working on your marriage and going to stay together?
Why Yes Jethro, the rumors are true!
More than once I’ve asked myself (outloud) “What is wrong with you?”
That usually happens when I see videos like this…I mean should I really think this is so funny? It shouldn’t be, but it is.
You’ll laugh too…trust.
Damn you Ben & Jerry’s. I’ve been so good for so long…it was worth the weight! 
Getting out of the house for a girls night out is something I rarely do. But when I do, I do it right!
Last night I caught up with my friend Melissa (Miss). I’ve known Miss for-ever. We met at First United Methodist Church in Plano when we were in middle school. We always “skipped” Sunday school at church and would just go hang out. Yeah, little heathens way back then.
Miss has always been a friend that I treasure…I keep her close because she can blackmail me for the rest of my life. LOL I mean seriously, there are certain things that I’ve chosen to forget or block out from my teenage years and my 20-somethings…and you can count on good ole Miss to drag those skeletons out of my closet and throw them in my face…which is okay, because I have several that I can throw right back at her! And people, those are the best types of friends to have! *woot*
So we met up at On The Border and sat on the patio drinking and laughing about everything for about 3 hours. We shared a Border Sampler platter so there wasn’t much food to soak up all the alcohol we consumed.
I remember at one point having to go to the bathroom and trying to steady myself. I was laughing and thinking, please Lord don’t let me run into a booth, a chair or a child on the way to the bathroom. Yes, it was that bad!
Miss’ mom (Elaine) had asked Miss earlier in the evening if she was going to have to spring us from jail and, yes, in my Drunko-The-Magnificent state of mind I called Elaine at 10pm begging her to spring us from jail. Luckily she laughed. 
We would of called my mom too, but my mom forbid me from hanging around with Miss when I was 16 and I’m STILL not allowed to hang out with her!!! HA HA HA
Another pretty funny part of the evening was the Match.com date going on at the next table. These people were hilarious and NOT a match whatsoever. The “date” was more like an interrogation of each other, 1,000 questions and all. Miss and I just laughed because it was funny, and yeah we were drunk and everything was pretty hysterical.
After we chilled out some we drove over to her house which was only about a mile away, sat in the backyard by the pool and continued talking til about 1am. There was so much to talk about regarding recent events in our lives and it was great to be able to just let it all spill.
All in all, it was a great night. It was good to get out of the house and meet up with an old friend. However I seriously have to stay away from any open flames. I can still smell the tequila and I think I saw the alcohol fumes seeping from my skin. Good times baby!
Have you ever been told that you have a big mouth? I have a couple of times just don’t know when to keep the trap shut occasionally but whatever, that’s not what this post is about.
I had this video bookmarked. It’s a weird video to bookmark but a friend once made the remark that you couldn’t fit an 8-ball in your mouth…and yes kids, I’m talking about a billiards ball…ironically the evening after that conversation I ran across this video on YouTube.
Not only can this guy fit an 8-ball in his mouth, he could probably get the entire rack in there!
Listen to the audio where the guy goes “daaayuuuum” because we said it at like the exact same time. HA!
My kids both had a 4:00 class today that was canceled last minute. When class got canceled my daughter asked begged me to let two of her friends Hannah and Samantha come over until the 5:30 class. Being the cool mom I am and all I said sure.
So we’re driving home through the neighborhood and there’s this old ass beat up Toyota pick up parked in front of a house that has about 7 high school guys all sitting in the bed of the truck in shorts with no shirts.
My daughter asks “Why are those guys all sitting around without their shirts on?”
I said “cause they’re trying to impress the girls honey.”
Hannah says “but there’s only one girl.”
To which Samantha replies “yeah but she’s got good taste!”
Ah ha ha, yes Samantha dear, she has very good taste. All this wisdom from a 10 year old! *smirk*
Thanks to all the random weirdos sending me shit in my e-mail to make me laugh these days. Congratulations, it’s working.
To that end, I got one of the stupidest, yet amusing links that I’ve seen in a while… “Book Titles That Make Me Giggle” and well, they did make me giggle. Not all 25 so I’ve listed the ones I did like below.
4. If You Can’t Live Without Me, Why Aren’t You Dead Yet?! by Cynthia Heimel
5. When Your Phone Doesn’t Ring, It’ll Be Me by Cynthia Heimel
6. If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too? by Cynthia Heimel
7. But Enough About You by Cynthia Heimel
8. The Positive Power of Negative Thinking: Using Defensive Pessimism to Harness Anxiety and Perform at Your Peak by Julie Norem
10. Even God Is Single, So Stop Giving Me A Hard Time by Karen Salmansohn
12. How to Be Happy, Dammit: A Cynic’s Guide to Spiritual Happiness by Karen Salmansohn
18. Bleachy-Haired Honky Bitch: Tales from a Bad Neighborhood by Hollis Gillespie
19. The Knight in Rusty Armor by Robert Fisher
22. An Untitled Book About Things to Think About When You Think You’ve Thought Enough by Leonard M. Foley
23. Why Men Love Bitches: From Doormat to Dreamgirl-A Woman’s Guide to Holding Her Own in a Relationship by Sherry Argov
24. I Hate You, Don’t Leave Me: Understanding the Borderline Personality by Jerold J. Kreisman
Oh…and I don’t know who Cynthia Heimel (reference first four books) but um, we would probably get along fabulously!
Every once in a while I run across people that I swear to God should not be allowed to reproduce.
I find it almost amusing that you have to pass a test to get a drivers license, pass an exam to graduate high school and even fill out a contract to rent an apartment…but for some reason, you don’t have to have any kind of skill, certification or knowledge to reproduce and bring a helpless baby into the world. The only real skill you need is how to insert tab A into slot B and BAM baby on board!
It would be great if before anyone was allowed to get pregnant, they had to prove that (a) they actually wanted a child, (b) could afford to feed and clothe the child, AND (c) had the emotional stability to care for a child.
Seriously, if people had to pass a test or get qualified to have children, I think the world would be a lot less populated happier place.
Just saying…
Just because it’s funny as hell and made me laugh out loud. Not the report, the two guys in the background…
